Well you didn't get bird flu!
Which brings to mind this joke:
The Reverend goes to visit one of his elderly parishioners, a woman who for years played music at services. She still has her little portable Hammond in the living room. So he walks in and she leaves to make tea for them, when what does he notice but on top of the Hammond a large bowl of water, on top of which is floating...a condom! So the lady comes back in and the Reverend, as gingerly as possible, asks the old lady, "What is that?" And she gushes, "Isn't that incredible? I found it in the park a few weeks ago and the package said 'place on organ, keep wet, prevents the spread of disease.' And wouldn't you know, I haven't had the flu all winter!"