OH! (#2)
I had one of the best subway rides today...
When I boarded the train, I heard some guy complaining... Complaining in a very loud, resonant voice. Well, it turned out to be a homeless man. But he wasn't complaining. Instead he was starting his stand-up routine.
I have to tell you, I live in the best place in NYC. I know a lot of you pay anywhere from $1100 to $3000 for your places, and you live in the best places in Manhattan. I pay $2.00 rent, and I get to live all over the island.
...And just wait until you meet my wife. My wife is so fat. She weighs 384 pounds. And that's just on the weekends.
Please remember to take your newspapers with you when you leave the train. I have company coming later.I've encountered this man once before, and I have to say he truly has a wonderful outlook on his situation. And he certainly makes the subway go by a lot faster.
