"..... and now, on this exclusive offer only on television, you too can learn to play genuine Hassidic guitar just like Estival. Learn the secrets of the "bent minor thirds" of klezmer, the sensual and frenzied rhythms of the Hora, and how to make only 4 measures of music last for the entire 12 days!."
"Order right now, and you'll also receive our special gift, the "Bris Buddy." In between playing gigs, you can help out your Moyl with this space-age device (9 D cell batteries not included).
Remember..... this offer is only available from Estival, and is only offered to residents of Hainesville. (prices slightly higher in Studio City).