Instead of a dance....here is a JOKE for the new page....The Page Ten Joke:
An older Italian lady goes to her priest and says: "Father, I need to make a confession."
The priest says: "All right, my daughter. What is it?"
Old Lady: "During World War Two, a handsome American soldier came to my door late one night. He was running from the enemy and I hid him in my attic."
Priest: "That is no sin."
Old Lady: "Well, I fed him, and talked to him, and as time we on, we began to have a sexual relationship."
Priest: "In times of stress, things like this happen. I am sure God will forgive you."
Old Lady: "May I ask one more question?"
Priest: "Of course."
Old Lady: "Do you think I should tell him the war is over?"