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« Reply #90 on: February 26, 2004, 12:14:44 PM »

Tomovoz waiting for our pets to return home is tough.  I always try to get out and do something, knowing I won’t be leaving home for awhile during the recuperation period.  I’m sure Magnus is worth managing without a digital camera. :)
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« Reply #91 on: February 26, 2004, 12:18:17 PM »

 ;D DR Jane.

Holly the zaftig Shar-Pei sends good vibes to Magnus....she understands after her vet visit last month!  8)
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« Reply #92 on: February 26, 2004, 12:21:42 PM »

Re:  pets and vet bills.  As long-term memory folk may recall, we spent THOUSANDS (yes, you read that correctly) attempting to keep our collie Ethel alive after she contracted cancer.  Unfortunately we had to put her down a few months ago.  It's the first time in our married life we haven't had at least one dog.
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« Reply #93 on: February 26, 2004, 12:23:34 PM »

My interest in THE DETECTIVE was piqued and I was going to rent it.  But disclosure warning was not posted and I now know the ending. :)


[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]DISCLOSURE WARNING!!!!![/move]








Adam ate the apple.
Ark lands safely, animals rescued.
Ben Hur wines by a nose - so does Seabisquit!
Viloletta and Butterfly die!
Scarlet never goes hungry again.
Dorothy gets back to Kansas
Jane did not run into Blanche!
Kristin shot J. R.
Darth Vader is Luke's father.
ET goes home.

and

[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]BIG DISCLOSSURE FOLLOWS!!![/move]










ROSEBUD IS THE SLED
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« Reply #94 on: February 26, 2004, 12:26:40 PM »

Quick note from work. My DSL is down once again!!! I am loosing patience. I think I might go to a T1 line with Bell South. Anyone use this system? Do you like it? Adelphia is having to many problems!!!!!

DR Michael Barnum  From yesterday: I have never seen a Michael Shayne movie or tv show. I am sure they were bottom of double bills. Short programmers. You have to take them for what they were.
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« Reply #95 on: February 26, 2004, 12:27:00 PM »

Thanks Jack and Holly.
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« Reply #96 on: February 26, 2004, 12:27:44 PM »

DerBrucer-VERY FUNNY! ;D
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« Reply #97 on: February 26, 2004, 12:34:10 PM »

Exactly which dog are you sick as, MBarnum?  All the dogs in my neighborhood are healthy as can be.  Although one dog I know is having some plack removed.
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« Reply #98 on: February 26, 2004, 12:35:37 PM »

JMK a couple of years ago I drove to Springfield for the night to see a cancer specialist for our cat.  Unfortunately she couldn’t be helped.  It is easy to spend thousands when we love them so much.  I know you are still grieving for Ethel.  

Off to do errands.  Talk to you later.
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« Reply #99 on: February 26, 2004, 12:45:10 PM »

Fav kiddie songs -- Never liked most of them when I was a kiddie.  Like the songs from 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T.  Michael Feinstein has an album out called Pure Imagination which has kid songs from movies.  I like that.

Jay, I've only had a chance to read the main article on screenwriters and scan the other stuff.  

Most of it I find isn't about screenwriters at all, but aspiring screenwriters. Two entirely different creatures.  I've always said I'd like to meet a waitress in this town who's really a waitress...I'm tired of everyone saying "but I'm really a singer/actress/writer/director."  You know, until you actually earn your living at one of these professions with some degree of regularity, you're a waitress or whatever it is you do to earn your daily bread.

There is an obscure little film I love, produced by Tony Bill, called HEARTS OF THE WEST.  In it,  Jeff Bridges is an aspiring writer of western novels who through circumstances falls into acting in "B" westerns.  One of the stuntmen is Andy Griffith, who we find out later used to be a Zane Grey type novelist.  Anyway, Bridges constantly goes through the movie calling himself a writer.  "I'm really a writer."  even though he's sold nothing.  Andy Griffith tells him:  "You're not a writer until somebody else calls you a writer."  

I've always lived by that little motto.  Until someone's willing to acknowledge your writing by publishing it, producing it,  paying you for it, reading it, you ain't a writer.  Until then, you're just a waiter (or whatever) aspiring to be a writer.  Some remain waiters (or whatevers) and never become writers.  Most, in fact.

I rarely read the trades.  It's mostly hype and has nothing to do with what I need to do to earn my living.  I did have a subscription once to Weekly Variety...when they gave me a deal on it...but mostly it's press agents and studios telling lies about deals that often don't seem to pan out or never see the light of day.    It's counter-productive for me to read about deals that aren't mine, about books optioned I won't be adapting, movies going into production that have nothing to do with me.

What I do like about being a writer.  I can mostly make my own hours (deadlines and production  drafts the exception), I never have to leave the house, and I can work in my underwear (I save a lot on gas).  

All those pictures of people working on their computers in coffee shops....or discussing too loudly their project with their collaborators in restaurants...?  They're the writer equilvalent of Lana Turner would-bes waiting to be discovered in Schwabs.  They have to show everybody they're a writer, because they don't have any work to show that they're a writer.  They want to be seen to be writing more than actually writing.  

I don't know how anyone can get writing done in a public atmosphere with distractions.  I need to sequester myself away and have absolute quiet so I can hear myself think.  I also act out aloud every scene I write to make sure the dialogue rolls off the tongue right and it builds the way I want it too.  And I'm a chronic pacer.  A coffee shop ain't the place for that sort of energetic writing.

Gurus...I've no use for them.  Rarely have any of them ever actually made their living writing screenplays and they're usually teaching basic guidelines (that you can learn in drama school) to amateurs who mistakenly embrace them as rigid truths and just end up being confused and writing formulaic screenplays. You can't teach talent.  

I also have always been a firm believer of the seat-of-the-pants school.   I learned how to write by being an actor and putting drama on its feet.  I learned how to write by studying great plays and watching hundreds of movies.  I learned how to write by reading everything I could get my hands on, from novels to cereal boxes.  I tell writers to get involved with a theatre group, take an acting class, learn how drama is put on its feet, read, read, read.

Mostly when I read these stories, I get sad thinking about how many of these people will never make it, how many are diluted, how many are just losers.  Also looking at some of the pictures of the people in the article, I notice how old they are.  They all look thirty-five or forty.  That's a bit late to be getting started in this business.  More and more, this is becoming a young person's game.  Careers are getting shorter and shorter.  I've had a twenty-three year career so far.  Writers before me had careers for thirty/thiry-five years.  Writers coming after me will be lucky to have fifteen year careers.  It's gotten harder to make a sustained living at it.  If you're 35 and just starting out, you're facing tremedous odds.

It used to be the dream to write the Great American Novel, now it's the Great American Screenplay.  I think because people think it's easier to write a 120 pages than 350 pages and you get more money.  Neither is necessarily true.  Each discipline is just different, not necessarily harder or easier.  But the movies is perceived as a glamourous business (that's not necessarily true either, particularly for writers...though it beats selling shoes, I suppose) and the siren song it sings is alluring.
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« Reply #100 on: February 26, 2004, 12:50:07 PM »

PS - as a writer, I've never worn a baseball cap.  Particularly a baseball cap worn backwards...only catchers on ball teams should wear their cap backwards...or cameramen.  Who invented that stupid fashion statement?
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« Reply #101 on: February 26, 2004, 12:54:08 PM »




What I do like about being a writer.  I can mostly make my own hours (deadlines and production  drafts the exception), I never have to leave the house, and I can work in my underwear (I save a lot on gas).  




Do you get a lot of gas working in your underwear?
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« Reply #102 on: February 26, 2004, 01:05:38 PM »

I have those Judy recordings, too, and she's increasingly hostile, drunk/stoned, and self-pitying. Keating's readings from those tapes are much gentler and less angry, a better tone for the show. And much of the Judy part of the narration didn't come from those tape recordings but from an interview she did with McCalls in 1963-64, and the condition of those tapes, if indeed the interviewer recorded the interview rather than simply taking notes, may be what the producer was referring to.
 
I found it the overall best documentary on the life and (especially) work of Judy Garland ever done. She's been gone over 30 years now, long enough for people not to know her work. This gives us the gist of the legend.
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« Reply #103 on: February 26, 2004, 01:07:31 PM »

No, he saves on gas whilst working in his underwear.  It's a well-known fact that people who work in their underwear never have gas.

I'm thus far happy to report that there is no untoward activity in my checking account, so I'm thinking I acted quickly enough to thwart the peckerheads.
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« Reply #104 on: February 26, 2004, 01:13:48 PM »

I knew instantly it was Hugh Jackman they were talking about. Not only have I heard the rumors about him and his assistant, but he came on THE VIEW after THE BOY FROM OZ opened, and when one of the women asked him if he was to be the next James Bond, he looked right in the camera and in his BEST Peter Allen voice cooed, "I'm Bond, James Bond." I thought there and then that he had blown his chance to be Bond.

Barbara Broccoli and Michael Wilson take James Bond VERY seriously.
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« Reply #105 on: February 26, 2004, 01:18:58 PM »

It is SNOWING again!

It snowed about 5 hours this morning, then stopped for awhile. Now, it's coming down once again. Amazing.
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« Reply #106 on: February 26, 2004, 01:26:18 PM »

With a name like Barbara Broccoli I would think she would have to take things seriously.  I wonder if she has ever been stalked?  At the end of the day does she veg out?  Is her favorite song "It Ain't That Easy Being Green"?  When she gets depressed does she hit the sauce?
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« Reply #107 on: February 26, 2004, 01:27:08 PM »

No, he saves on gas whilst working in his underwear.  It's a well-known fact that people who work in their underwear never have gas.

I'm thus far happy to report that there is no untoward activity in my checking account, so I'm thinking I acted quickly enough to thwart the peckerheads.

Ohhhh, now I understand!  I will have to start wearing underwear to work, so that I can save money on Gas-X.

I think you were right on top of everything yesterday, BK.  Those scammers have probably never had anyone react as quickly as you did.  They probably figured that they had several hours to go before you got wise to them.                                    
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« Reply #108 on: February 26, 2004, 01:28:24 PM »

Barbara's celery comes from the Bond films WEL.
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« Reply #109 on: February 26, 2004, 01:32:27 PM »

Speaking of gas and underwear, don't forget to order your Kritzer Time books.  I've just set my first signing, to be held April 17th at my usual first signing venue, Bookfellows in Glendale.  I'll have more info as we get closer to the date.
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« Reply #110 on: February 26, 2004, 01:41:32 PM »

Re:  the Broccoli family (James Bond).   The vegetable is actually named after them, not the other way around.  One of their ancestors grafted something onto something else to create "broccoli" as we know it.  There was a very interesting interview with Cubby Broccoli years ago where he went into detail about this (could have been Entertainment Tonight, but I can't fully recall).

Re:  Judy tapes.  The most commonly available ones ("Judy Speaks") on CD are just a sampling of what's available.  I'll have to check my files, but I'm fairly certain just about everything "voiced" by Isabel last night was from actual recordings of Judy.
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« Reply #111 on: February 26, 2004, 01:46:35 PM »

What I do like about being a writer.  I can mostly make my own hours (deadlines and production  drafts the exception), I never have to leave the house, and I can work in my underwear (I save a lot on gas).  


Found a way of bottling "gas", have you?

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« Reply #112 on: February 26, 2004, 01:49:19 PM »

(The only trouble with responding/reacting to something after you read it is that someone else has already played it out and you're just left sitting there, like so much fish.).
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« Reply #113 on: February 26, 2004, 01:50:43 PM »

Also in today's POST is an interesting "blind item".  Most of the time I can figure out who these are about, but this one has me stumped.  Does any DR know who they are talking about?

WHICH Broadway hunk lost his chance at being the next James Bond because of rumors he's gay?  The movie's producers found out he was a little too close to his male assistant, and were worried about the secret getting out and weakening the Bond machismo.
Nathan Lane as James Bond?

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« Reply #114 on: February 26, 2004, 01:51:43 PM »

Lots of "feel better" vibes to Dear Reader MBarnum and Dear Dog Magnus!
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« Reply #115 on: February 26, 2004, 02:04:26 PM »

Here's what an AMERICAN IDOL person-in-the-know told me about the wild card stuff (his words, not mine):


"As I understand it, the #3 performers get an automatic entrance and the other four are chosen by the judges. There will be another wild card show with performers who didn't make the original show. Thus, the final group with have the 8 finalists, the 2 from the finalist wild card show and 2 from the real wild card show."
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« Reply #116 on: February 26, 2004, 02:05:23 PM »

Blah! I am sick as a dog today!
You'll feel better after you eat some grass.
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« Reply #117 on: February 26, 2004, 02:10:37 PM »

You'll feel better after you eat some grass.

Isn't it rather harsh if it isn't diluted with something, like brownie batter, and baked?
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« Reply #118 on: February 26, 2004, 02:15:37 PM »

Here's what an AMERICAN IDOL person-in-the-know told me about the wild card stuff (his words, not mine):


"As I understand it, the #3 performers get an automatic entrance and the other four are chosen by the judges. There will be another wild card show with performers who didn't make the original show. Thus, the final group with have the 8 finalists, the 2 from the finalist wild card show and 2 from the real wild card show."

Where did your person in the know get this information.

I'm not saying it's not possible. But it doesn't sound right.

I think the #3s will make it through (although I didn't know that was a guarantee).

But they've been saying 4 people make the final 12 (from the Wild Card show).

If there were 2 Wild Card shows then how would it work?  Last year each judge got to choose someone, and the audience chose someone. If it was 2 and 2 then the audience would have to choose them all (which I don't think the judges would do).
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« Reply #119 on: February 26, 2004, 02:25:57 PM »

Thanks Jay and all well wishes. Just spoke to the VET and all went well - should have Magnus home in a few hours. Now if MBarnum would like to contact our VET he too may get well quickly.  Good vibes Michael.
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