A talking frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
He sees right away from her window nameplate that her
name is Patricia Whack. (He can read too!)
"Miss Whack, I would like to get a $30,000 loan in order to take a
holiday," he says.
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief. In keeping with bank policy
pertaining to customer relations, she asks the frog his name.
The frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, adds the fact that his dad
is Mick Jagger, and that it is ok to give him the loan as he knows the
bank manager personally.
Patty explains that he will have to secure the loan with some
collateral, to which the frog replies, "Sure, no problem, I have this"
and produces a tiny porcelain elephant about half an inch tall, bright
pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she will have to consult with the
bank manager and disappears into the back office. She finds the
manager and says, "There's a frog at my window who says his name
is Kermit Jagger, he claims to know you and says his dad is Mick Jagger...
AND he want to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny elephant and says "I mean, what in the world is this thing???"
The bank manager looks back at her and says,
"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan.
His old man's a Rolling Stone."