Topic: MR. KIMMEL HAS A VERY LONG MEMORY (Read 15299 times)

ArnoldMBrockman · « **Reply #30 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:08:30 AM »

Quote from: bk on April 30, 2009, 12:05:17 AM

And the word of the day is: PANDICULATE!

And The Song Of The Day Is: OH, HOW I HATE TO GET UP IN THE MORNING

ArnoldMBrockman · « **Reply #31 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:09:34 AM »

AS IF BY WIZARDRY PAGE 2

Michael · « **Reply #32 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:14:43 AM »

Peter Sellers as Clouseau in the later Pink Panther Films

[Clouseau is having the hotel bellboy spy on Lady Lytton]
Clouseau: How long have you been a bellboy?
Bellboy: Oh, too long, Monsieur.
Clouseau: Keep up the good work, and I shall see to it you become a bell *man*.

Clouseau: Tell me do you have a reum?
Hotel Clerk: I do not know what a 'reum' is.
Clouseau: [looks up the word 'room' in his German dictionary] Zimmer.
Hotel Clerk: Ah, a 'room'.
Clouseau: That is what I have been saying, you idiot. Reum. Zimmer.

Clouseau: Now, this time *I'm* going to stand on *your* shoulders!
Cato: What good will that do?
Clouseau: Because I'm taller than you are, you fool!

Michael · « **Reply #33 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:23:04 AM »

Madelain Kahn in History of the World Part 1

Empress Nympho looking over men's privates (Caucasians)

singing

Yes! No! No! No! Yes! Yes!

See's Gregory Hines'

Full operatic blast

YESSSSSSSS!

Jennifer · « **Reply #34 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:23:47 AM »

re: last night's AMERICAN IDOL RESULTS

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DR MattH, i know what you mean re: the show. I was sweating bullets too. I was
just hoping my fav (adam) would not go home. I don't necessarily think it was a
bad thing for him to be in the B2. It will serve as a wake-up call. But i was really
concerned he was gonna get the boot. I agree with who went home. But how
interesting that allison, who has been in the bottom a few times is now #2.
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Jennifer · « **Reply #35 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:24:44 AM »

Yeah UGLY BETTY is back tonight! And SURVIVOR is finally getting interesting!

Michael · « **Reply #36 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:27:17 AM »

Harvey Firestein in Torch Song Trilogy

I think my biggest problem is being young and beautiful. It's my biggest problem because I've never been young and beautiful. Oh, I've been beautiful, and God knows I've been young, but never the twain have met.

A ugly person who goes after a pretty person gets nothing but trouble. But a pretty person who goes after a ugly person gets at least cab fare.

At 13 I knew everything. Senility set in sometime after that.

Isn't that a kick in the rubber parts?

Did your mother have any children that lived?

Michael · « **Reply #37 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:37:46 AM »

Bette Middler in Ruthless People (Barbara)

Sandy: So now we're lowering our price to $10,000.
Barbara: Do I understand this correctly? I'm being marked down?
[Starts crying] I've been kidnapped by K-Mart!

Laura · « **Reply #38 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:41:42 AM »

That scene in "Shall We Dance" when he tries to spell out the name of the jail.

I had a telephone conversation like that once. DR Sandra was in stitches.

Michael · « **Reply #39 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:52:33 AM »

Nathan Lane in The Birdcage

Oh yes... Coldeman. The "d" is silent in America. It's Cole D'Isle au Man, or Cole of the Isle of Man, in France, where Armand's chateau is, Cold-e-man in Greece where Armand's work is, and finally the vulgar Coleman in Florida where Armand's home is, so actually, we don't know where we are until we hear our last name pronounced! Ahahahahahahaaaaa!

elmore3003 · « **Reply #40 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:56:41 AM »

Important emails written and sent. I am off to Toyland and other turmoil and travails of the the day.

Matt H. · « **Reply #41 on:** April 30, 2009, 07:33:30 AM »

Good morning!

Supposed to be a bit cooler and cloudy with rain later, but so far this morning, none of those things seem to be happening. It's beautiful, turning warm, and no rain in sight.

Matt H. · « **Reply #42 on:** April 30, 2009, 07:36:08 AM »

On TV Tonight!™

ABC - UGLY BETTY, GREY'S ANATOMY, PRIVATE PRACTICE
NBC - comedies, SOUTHLAND
CBS - SURVIVOR, CSI
FOX - BONES, HELL'S KITCHEN
CW - SMALLVILLE, SUPERNATURAL
COM - KROD MANDOON

Matt H. · « **Reply #43 on:** April 30, 2009, 07:39:11 AM »

Looks like CBS is not airing HARPER'S ISLAND for the rest of the sweeps ratings period due to its faltering ratings. My morning newspaper said WITHOUT A TRACE will air tonight at 10.

Matt H. · « **Reply #44 on:** April 30, 2009, 07:39:30 AM »

I will do no work today until the Fox Blu-rays arrive. Right now, I'm planning to do them in the following order:

BRIDE WARS
THE WRESTLER
X-MEN TRILOGY
NOTORIOUS

There is a method to my madness. I plan to work on the first two in the afternoons and watch an X-MEN film in the early evening. By the third day, that will leave the last X-MEN film to watch. Of the four items, NOTORIOUS is the one I'm least looking forward to viewing.

Matt H. · « **Reply #45 on:** April 30, 2009, 07:42:52 AM »

TOD:

Madeline Kahn in WHAT'S UP DOC, YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, BLAZING SADDLES

Jean Hagen in SINGIN' IN THE RAIN

Joan Davis in HOLD THAT GHOST

Jack Lemmon in SOME LIKE IT HOT and THE GREAT RACE (along with Peter Falk)

Charlie Chaplin in any of his films but especially CITY LIGHTS and THE CIRCUS.

W. C. FIELDS in IT'S A GIFT and THE BANK DICK

elmore3003 · « **Reply #46 on:** April 30, 2009, 07:43:18 AM »

Greetings from Toyland!

That is all.

Matt H. · « **Reply #47 on:** April 30, 2009, 07:44:28 AM »

Quote from: elmore3003 on April 30, 2009, 07:43:18 AM

Greetings from Toyland!

That is all.

Please, sir! I want some more!

Jrand73 · « **Reply #48 on:** April 30, 2009, 07:49:53 AM »

So many already mentioned.....but I will add:

Lucille Ball in The Fuller Brush Girl

Rosalind Russell in His Girl Friday

Jonathan Winters in The Russians Are Coming - "We've got to git organized!"

James Cagney in One Two Three

Glenda Jackson in A Touch of Class....."Make a reservation!"....."Press THAT in your book of memories!"

AND

Miss Kay Kendall and Miss Angela Lansbury in THE RELUCTANT DEBUTANTE.
Kendall on the telephone to Lansbury: "Stop picking your nose.......no not you, darling, I was talking to Jane. Oh you were? At the same time? What a remarkable coincidence!"

bk · « **Reply #49 on:** April 30, 2009, 07:58:17 AM »

I'm up, I'm up - the sky is once again blue and I am very groggy.

bk · « **Reply #50 on:** April 30, 2009, 07:58:31 AM »

Excellent comedy performance choices.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #51 on:** April 30, 2009, 08:07:32 AM »

In today's column, BK wrote:

The male ensemble is a little more difficult because one of them has to play the Stunt C*c* and the others have to play the backers – so these guys have to have a lot of acting versatility and still be attractive and able to sing and dance.

In this sentence, is "versatility" a euphemism?

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #52 on:** April 30, 2009, 08:08:36 AM »

Quote from: S. Woody White on April 30, 2009, 03:48:08 AM

Quote from: DAW on April 30, 2009, 01:12:05 AM
Quote from: bk on April 30, 2009, 12:05:17 AM
PANDICULATE

A panda who speaks without grammatical errors?

That's stretching it.

"Pan-DIC-U-Late........with your PAWS!"

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #53 on:** April 30, 2009, 08:10:36 AM »

TOD: Ethel Barrymore's double-take when Jean Harlow, in "Dinner at Eight", said she had been reading a book.

elmore3003 · « **Reply #54 on:** April 30, 2009, 08:14:12 AM »

Quote from: Matt H. on April 30, 2009, 07:44:28 AM

Quote from: elmore3003 on April 30, 2009, 07:43:18 AM
Greetings from Toyland!

That is all.

Please, sir! I want some more!

DR Matt H, would that I could! I was so engrossed in a score I was reading that Imissed thew 28th Street stop, so I ended up at 23rd Street and walked up. I stopped at Whole Foods and bought a 12-pack of bottled water for the office refrigerator, and here I am.

I'm going through various and sundry orchestra scores at the office, and around 1 a director friend will show up for lunch. I wonder if he's in the mood for Chinese food? The restaurant on 28th and Seventh has the most glorious ginger shrimp. On my way back uptown, I will stop at a post office and mail three packages of CDs to friends in Manhattan (HENRY SWEET HENRY), Los Angeles (a John McGlinn recording) and San Francisco (the 1986 premiere of my Cole porter restoration JUBILEE, which the 42nd Street Moon is sort of doing in their next season).

Matt H. · « **Reply #55 on:** April 30, 2009, 08:14:23 AM »

Quote from: Ron Pulliam on April 30, 2009, 08:10:36 AM

TOD: Ethel Barrymore's double-take when Jean Harlow, in "Dinner at Eight", said she had been reading a book.

That's Marie Dressler, not Ethel Barrymore.

Matt H. · « **Reply #56 on:** April 30, 2009, 08:16:18 AM »

DR ELmore,

I'm envious that you have friends who might consider Chinese. I'm going out with friends to lunch today (as usual), and none of them ever want to do Chinese.

Matt H. · « **Reply #57 on:** April 30, 2009, 08:17:40 AM »

The UPS shipment this morning did not include any of the Fox BDs. So, I await the afternoon mail which can arrive at any time from 12:30-6:30. Argh!

Matt H. · « **Reply #58 on:** April 30, 2009, 08:18:21 AM »

I guess it's time to head downstairs to get cleaned up for my lunch outing.

WBBL.

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #59 on:** April 30, 2009, 08:20:59 AM »

Good Morning!

I'm up, I'm up... And I'm heading for Chicago this afternoon.

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