I'm having a volatile and amusing correspondence (via eBay) with an idiot seller who's listing a first edition, first printing of Exodus. He's got photos of the jacket and the copyright page - no price on the jacket and no statement of first edition in his photos, hence he is selling a book club edition, which is worth about ten cents rather than the sixty bucks he's trying to rook someone out of. I wrote him and told him, and he sent me an offensive response. I then wrote him back and told him I was reporting his fraudulent and now willfully wrong listing to eBay, which I then did. I have a copy of the first edition and I gave him all the points. Then he wrote me an even more offensive response, told me I was a coward for hiding behind e-mail (oh, will he find out how incorrect THAT is), and then said if I had anything further to say I should call him on his cell - and then gave me that number.

If it's real, he will be getting a call later this afternoon and it shall be ever so much fun.