Found this on the internet about Gov. Mark sanford. Someone is wasting time between tax returns.
Nothin' could be fina than to leave South Carolina where it's boring
Nothin' could be keena than to visit Argentina for some scoring
Never dreamed the nation
Would be on my trail
I thought the Appalachian
Might cover up my tale
When I went to see a lady I'll just call Maria who's adoring
Who would have been guessin' I would wind up here confessin' to some whoring
Since I told the country she's the lady I love
They'll fight me 'til I'm no longer guv
Ah, nothin' could be fina than to leave South Carolina where it's boring!