In the unbelievable department: I was preparing to get in the shower when the doorbell rang. I thought perhaps it was FedEx delivery I needed to sign for, so I pulled on some shorts and a t-shirt, but I still had my Plaque rinse in my mouth, since I expected just to sign and then close the door. Who should be there but two elderly Jehovah's Witness women thrusting Jesus pamphlets at me. I pointed to my mouth and swished the liquid around so they knew my mouth was full, vigorously shook my head no, waved my hands "no" and pointed to our mezuzah, at which point one of the women PUSHED PAST ME and tried to enter my home. I was gobsmacked. I put up my hands and REALLY vigorously motioned for her to back up and attempted to close my door. She stayed in the doorway and her long coat got stuck in the door opening between the jamb. At which point the other woman started wagging her finger at me and exclaiming "Oh my goodness, oh my goodness" as if I were doing something wrong.
Long story short: police were called, I don't think those particular Jehovah's Witnesses will be returning here anytime soon. Aside from the charges I could press for unlawful entry, Lake Oswego also has a very aggressive anti-solicitation law that they were in violation of.