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« Reply #30 on: July 23, 2012, 06:37:12 AM »

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« Reply #31 on: July 23, 2012, 06:49:50 AM »

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« Reply #32 on: July 23, 2012, 07:05:34 AM »

Good morning, all.

Many vibes to Elmore this morning.

And vibes for the rest of us.

George, I think all is well. Except even the uninstall program from Ben hasn't taken away the text enhancer, which seems to be a virus that I'll have to deal with somehow. I just bought McAfee a month or so ago; maybe they'll be able to help. (Thanks again, Ben; getting rid of Ask was helpful.)




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« Reply #33 on: July 23, 2012, 07:05:54 AM »

It's hot up here.
It's hot and its monotonous.
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« Reply #34 on: July 23, 2012, 07:07:35 AM »

TOD:

Knock knock

Who's there

Doris

Doris who?

Doris locked. That's why I'm knocking.

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« Reply #35 on: July 23, 2012, 07:11:15 AM »

Off to pick up my Mom - bye for now!
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« Reply #36 on: July 23, 2012, 07:41:12 AM »

Good morning, all.

Many vibes to Elmore this morning.

And vibes for the rest of us.

George, I think all is well. Except even the uninstall program from Ben hasn't taken away the text enhancer, which seems to be a virus that I'll have to deal with somehow. I just bought McAfee a month or so ago; maybe they'll be able to help. (Thanks again, Ben; getting rid of Ask was helpful.)

John, I agree, if Revo didn't get rid of the text enhancer then it's probably a virus or some other thing affecting the system. I'm glad it at least got rid of Ask.
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« Reply #37 on: July 23, 2012, 07:53:11 AM »

Good morning, good morning.  Party was a huge success.  Everyone is still sleeping, except me.  I'm off to my last week of camp.  Dear Edwina Jr opens on Thursday.  It's a cute show (as in content, that is) but the kids are doing a great job. 

Tonight is dinner with friends in SF at Alexander's Steak House.  I'll be returning a poor man.
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« Reply #38 on: July 23, 2012, 07:59:40 AM »

And I am home! I think I've survived.

The bummer is that I was craving eggs for breakfast, but I can have no fried food for 24 hours. So, tomorrow I'll go to the diner for some breakfast. Today, I had coffee and a muffin.

And now, a nap.
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« Reply #39 on: July 23, 2012, 08:06:46 AM »

I hope you got good news, Elmore!
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« Reply #40 on: July 23, 2012, 08:07:12 AM »

Oh -- I had a Jack in the Box Ultimate Cheeseburger afterwards. I had no dietary restrictions.
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« Reply #41 on: July 23, 2012, 08:08:39 AM »

I haven't heard a "knock, knock" joke in years.
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« Reply #42 on: July 23, 2012, 08:09:16 AM »

I hope you got good news, Elmore!

I did! Come back in five years!
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« Reply #43 on: July 23, 2012, 08:11:59 AM »

I hope you got good news, Elmore!

I did! Come back in five years!

And that's exactly what you want to hear.  Congrats!
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« Reply #44 on: July 23, 2012, 08:36:04 AM »

Wonderful news!
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« Reply #45 on: July 23, 2012, 08:36:26 AM »

My favorite knock-knock joke:

This requires one of you to say "Knock! Knock!"

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« Reply #46 on: July 23, 2012, 08:50:13 AM »

Knock Knock
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« Reply #47 on: July 23, 2012, 08:53:56 AM »

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lois.
Lois who?
Lois man on the totem pole.
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« Reply #48 on: July 23, 2012, 08:55:05 AM »

Napping vibes for DR ELMORE.

I agree with DR BEN - downloading an update or program that sticks you with a toolbar (ASK is the worst) or other "feature" is the worst.  You just have to make sure you opt out....or you have to go in and uninstall that $%@# thing.
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« Reply #49 on: July 23, 2012, 08:55:17 AM »

Knock Knock
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« Reply #50 on: July 23, 2012, 08:58:11 AM »

DR TCB - I am playing a policeman in one scene of TMM, Ira Gershwin in a party scene, and a dishwasher in another scene.  Three costume changes and ONE LINE in the whole show.

I auditioned for SEE HOW THEY RUN a British farce by Phillip King.....I auditioned for Lionel Toop, the Vicar, another vicar who is visiting, the Bishop, and a cockney policeman.  I hope to be offered one of those parts....but the play is so darn funny, I would really take any of the six parts to be played by a male.

I should know by Tuesday or Wednesday.
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« Reply #51 on: July 23, 2012, 09:01:44 AM »

I hope you got good news, Elmore!
Ditto.
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« Reply #52 on: July 23, 2012, 09:03:01 AM »

I like it Ron Pulliam.
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« Reply #53 on: July 23, 2012, 09:19:59 AM »

The golden oldie

Knock knock

Who's there

Sam and Janet

Sam and Janet who?

Sam and Janet Evening
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« Reply #54 on: July 23, 2012, 09:45:34 AM »

Knock Knock


Who's there?

:D


Get it?  You say "Who's there" and completely stun the other person.   Of course, it's only fun for the person who says, "Who's there"...but still......
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« Reply #55 on: July 23, 2012, 09:46:02 AM »

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"
 
"Little old lady."
 
"Little old lady who?"

"So, what for are you yodeling?"
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« Reply #56 on: July 23, 2012, 09:46:04 AM »

I like it Ron Pulliam.

Saw right through me, did you?  ;)
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« Reply #57 on: July 23, 2012, 09:47:00 AM »

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« Reply #58 on: July 23, 2012, 09:47:30 AM »

W I D E S C R E E N

Somebody post something to get us off this page before DR ELMORE wakes up.
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« Reply #59 on: July 23, 2012, 09:47:56 AM »

HA!
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