Topic: THE UNKNOWN SCREED (Read 16373 times)

ChasSmith · « **Reply #30 on:** July 23, 2012, 06:37:12 AM »

PAGE TWO.

Kerry · « **Reply #31 on:** July 23, 2012, 06:49:50 AM »

Page 2 dance

John G. · « **Reply #32 on:** July 23, 2012, 07:05:34 AM »

Good morning, all.

Many vibes to Elmore this morning.

And vibes for the rest of us.

George, I think all is well. Except even the uninstall program from Ben hasn't taken away the text enhancer, which seems to be a virus that I'll have to deal with somehow. I just bought McAfee a month or so ago; maybe they'll be able to help. (Thanks again, Ben; getting rid of Ask was helpful.)

John G. · « **Reply #33 on:** July 23, 2012, 07:05:54 AM »

It's hot up here.
It's hot and its monotonous.

John G. · « **Reply #34 on:** July 23, 2012, 07:07:35 AM »

TOD:

Knock knock

Who's there

Doris

Doris who?

Doris locked. That's why I'm knocking.

Ginny · « **Reply #35 on:** July 23, 2012, 07:11:15 AM »

Off to pick up my Mom - bye for now!

Ben · « **Reply #36 on:** July 23, 2012, 07:41:12 AM »

Quote from: John G. on July 23, 2012, 07:05:34 AM

Good morning, all.

Many vibes to Elmore this morning.

And vibes for the rest of us.

George, I think all is well. Except even the uninstall program from Ben hasn't taken away the text enhancer, which seems to be a virus that I'll have to deal with somehow. I just bought McAfee a month or so ago; maybe they'll be able to help. (Thanks again, Ben; getting rid of Ask was helpful.)

John, I agree, if Revo didn't get rid of the text enhancer then it's probably a virus or some other thing affecting the system. I'm glad it at least got rid of Ask.

Matthew · « **Reply #37 on:** July 23, 2012, 07:53:11 AM »

Good morning, good morning. Party was a huge success. Everyone is still sleeping, except me. I'm off to my last week of camp. Dear Edwina Jr opens on Thursday. It's a cute show (as in content, that is) but the kids are doing a great job.

Tonight is dinner with friends in SF at Alexander's Steak House. I'll be returning a poor man.

elmore3003 · « **Reply #38 on:** July 23, 2012, 07:59:40 AM »

And I am home! I think I've survived.

The bummer is that I was craving eggs for breakfast, but I can have no fried food for 24 hours. So, tomorrow I'll go to the diner for some breakfast. Today, I had coffee and a muffin.

And now, a nap.

Laura · « **Reply #39 on:** July 23, 2012, 08:06:46 AM »

I hope you got good news, Elmore!

Laura · « **Reply #40 on:** July 23, 2012, 08:07:12 AM »

Oh -- I had a Jack in the Box Ultimate Cheeseburger afterwards. I had no dietary restrictions.

Druxy · « **Reply #41 on:** July 23, 2012, 08:08:39 AM »

I haven't heard a "knock, knock" joke in years.

elmore3003 · « **Reply #42 on:** July 23, 2012, 08:09:16 AM »

Quote from: Laura on July 23, 2012, 08:06:46 AM

I hope you got good news, Elmore!

I did! Come back in five years!

ChasSmith · « **Reply #43 on:** July 23, 2012, 08:11:59 AM »

Quote from: elmore3003 on July 23, 2012, 08:09:16 AM

Quote from: Laura on July 23, 2012, 08:06:46 AM
I hope you got good news, Elmore!

I did! Come back in five years!

And that's exactly what you want to hear. Congrats!

Laura · « **Reply #44 on:** July 23, 2012, 08:36:04 AM »

Wonderful news!

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #45 on:** July 23, 2012, 08:36:26 AM »

My favorite knock-knock joke:

This requires one of you to say "Knock! Knock!"

Jrand74 · « **Reply #46 on:** July 23, 2012, 08:50:13 AM »

Knock Knock

Jrand74 · « **Reply #47 on:** July 23, 2012, 08:53:56 AM »

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lois.
Lois who?
Lois man on the totem pole.

Jrand74 · « **Reply #48 on:** July 23, 2012, 08:55:05 AM »

Napping vibes for DR ELMORE.

I agree with DR BEN - downloading an update or program that sticks you with a toolbar (ASK is the worst) or other "feature" is the worst. You just have to make sure you opt out....or you have to go in and uninstall that $%@# thing.

Jrand74 · « **Reply #49 on:** July 23, 2012, 08:55:17 AM »

Knock Knock

Jrand74 · « **Reply #50 on:** July 23, 2012, 08:58:11 AM »

DR TCB - I am playing a policeman in one scene of TMM, Ira Gershwin in a party scene, and a dishwasher in another scene. Three costume changes and ONE LINE in the whole show.

I auditioned for SEE HOW THEY RUN a British farce by Phillip King.....I auditioned for Lionel Toop, the Vicar, another vicar who is visiting, the Bishop, and a cockney policeman. I hope to be offered one of those parts....but the play is so darn funny, I would really take any of the six parts to be played by a male.

I should know by Tuesday or Wednesday.

John G. · « **Reply #51 on:** July 23, 2012, 09:01:44 AM »

Quote from: Laura on July 23, 2012, 08:06:46 AM

I hope you got good news, Elmore!

Ditto.

John G. · « **Reply #52 on:** July 23, 2012, 09:03:01 AM »

I like it Ron Pulliam.

FJL · « **Reply #53 on:** July 23, 2012, 09:19:59 AM »

The golden oldie

Knock knock

Who's there

Sam and Janet

Sam and Janet who?

Sam and Janet Evening

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #54 on:** July 23, 2012, 09:45:34 AM »

Quote from: Jrand61 on July 23, 2012, 08:50:13 AM

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Get it? You say "Who's there" and completely stun the other person. Of course, it's only fun for the person who says, "Who's there"...but still......

Dan (the Man) · « **Reply #55 on:** July 23, 2012, 09:46:02 AM »

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Little old lady."

"Little old lady who?"

"So, what for are you yodeling?"

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #56 on:** July 23, 2012, 09:46:04 AM »

Quote from: John G. on July 23, 2012, 09:03:01 AM

I like it Ron Pulliam.

Saw right through me, did you?

Jrand74 · « **Reply #57 on:** July 23, 2012, 09:47:00 AM »

Well we have reached the pinnacle of something.....or maybe the nadir:

http://www.theatermania.com/new-york-city-theater/news/07-2012/stage-version-of-tvs-green-acres-aiming-for-broadw_59762.html

Jrand74 · « **Reply #58 on:** July 23, 2012, 09:47:30 AM »

W I D E S C R E E N

Somebody post something to get us off this page before DR ELMORE wakes up.

Jrand74 · « **Reply #59 on:** July 23, 2012, 09:47:56 AM »

News:

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