Good morning, all!
I will shortly head to Toyland to begin the loooong "Don't Ask Me Not To Sing, which was initially even longer. This was the Act Two showpiece for Bob Hope and the California Collegians. The number was dropped from The Cat And The Fiddle and revised to allow the seven Collegians to impersonate Rudy Vallee, Helen Morgan, Arthur Tracy, Ruth Etting, Morton Downey, Ethel Merman, and Bing Crosby. It's a lot of fun, but it's endless! It includes these lyrics:
Melody soft and low, melody loud and strong
Melody sends this microphonic, diatonic world along.
Other lyrics for "microphonic diatonic" include:
Old melodic, idiotic
This burlesquey, old Mae West-key
Harvest mooning, Crosby crooning
Chansonetting, sweet Ruth Etting
So, that's most of my day. I'll check in from Toyland.
More coffee!
Sally Field: SOAP DISH