I'm enjoying Juliana's journal, but I am so intrigued by the "minor epidemic" which she is "not at liberty" to discuss. What could it be? The mind races!!
It reminds me of a story that a dance teacher told me once. She was in the national tour of
A Chorus Line and this was in the 70's when everyone was really into drugs (unlike now, right?

). So this one girl, we'll call her Shaleesa, gets a batch of Quaaludes and shares them with, among others, the girl playing Morales. So it gets toward the end of the show, and Morales's 'lude starts kicking in. She starts to sing "What I Did For Love" and immediately it is clear that something is amiss:
"Kiss todaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy.........
Gooooooooooooood.... byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeee..................
........"
At this point, the orchestra is already up to "Wish me luck, the same to you". Someone else in the cast steps in to finish the song. The post-show dressing room announcement goes something like this:
"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for a great show and special thanks to Ziggy for catching up there at the end. Please be advised that the batch of Quaaludes that Shaleesa acquired is tainted. Please DO NOT take these pills if you have them. Please THROW OUT any pills that you received from Shaleesa. Thank you. Tomorrow's call is 7:30 p.m."
Could be an urban legend, but it's a fun story.