What a bunch of pathetic losers you collectors are--wait a minute, I need to go bid on an eBay auction. Be right back.

Of course, the above is a joke! One of the funniest moments my wife and I have experienced in the last few years was at one of our sons' birthdays when one of the other fathers turned to me and said "Have you heard about this new thing called eBay?" I played dumb.
Most of you longtimers at HHW know of my Frances Farmer fixation. I have what is probably the world's largest FF memorabilia collection (sorry, JR) which was used extensively in the A&E Biography about her. It is my dream to open a Frances Farmer Museum someday, which will use FF as the fulcrum around which many ideas will be explored: the studio system, leftist politics, the Abraham Lincoln Brigade, the Group Theatre, and maybe even Indiana television (oy, oy, oy).
I also collect Saturday Evening Posts (I have issues back into the 19th century, but my faves are the over the top issues from 1961 when they went "mod" for about two months in order to attract advertising). I also have a large collection of Mads, but once they put out that CDROM set a few years ago of every issue up through 1999 or so, I didn't feel the need to have the hard copies any more. Anyone interested in them?

I also have a huge collection of CDs and LPs, probably close to 10,000, stacked in every conceivable shelf of our home. I have just about every show ever recorded, including a bunch of composer demos, etc. I also have rare sheet music and folios from flops (who knew Here's Where I Belong had such nice tunes in it, for example).
My favorite music genre of collecting is Brasilian material. The Brasilians, DRs, simply put us to shame in the pop music department--their popular music from the late 50s on is so harmonically sophisticated, so rhythmically propulsive, that it can make a grown man weep.