Topic: EARS OF CORN (Read 28184 times)

Cillaliz · « **Reply #180 on:** August 08, 2005, 05:10:39 PM »

BB 6 SPOILER

OHHH Now I know why Jenn is mad at April. Apparently April told the others about a story she heard from a friend who had a friend who knew from college and he said that Jenn gives a mean blow job - so April told that to everyone! This is really getting nasty.

Jenn said that her boyfriend used to let her take off her top and kiss people in the spa! I never would have guessed she is such a quiet person... guess I was wrong about that.

Cillaliz · « **Reply #181 on:** August 08, 2005, 05:11:22 PM »

Cool, page 7

Cillaliz · « **Reply #182 on:** August 08, 2005, 05:15:06 PM »

BB6 Spoiler

Now it's getting to be more like a cheap trashy novel every minute. Apparently April bragged to the group that she and her husband had sex against a phone booth with her face smashed up against the glass.

Now Maggie is saying that she is running from her past and will never move back to the town she came from again.

MBarnum · « **Reply #183 on:** August 08, 2005, 05:33:40 PM »

BK, I am glad you made contact with Phil! Maybe Colleen is on vacation or something.

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #184 on:** August 08, 2005, 05:34:12 PM »

Good Evening!

...And as the humidity begins to settle and just hand in the air...

Ah, well...

Good rehearsal. Very productive.

MBarnum · « **Reply #185 on:** August 08, 2005, 05:34:30 PM »

Additional vibes from me to OzDerek!

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FJL · « **Reply #186 on:** August 08, 2005, 05:41:56 PM »

Well, I'd better get a move on if I'm going to make it to post #101 tonight.

bk · « **Reply #187 on:** August 08, 2005, 05:47:09 PM »

No, Colleen was in the office today. I know because I got put through to her, but hung up because it didn't sound like her. That's when I called the home number you gave me, which DID sound like her. Hopefully, even if it's the wrong girl, someone will call me back and let me know that.

FJL · « **Reply #188 on:** August 08, 2005, 05:48:05 PM »

Anna Maria Alberghetti story, since CARNIVAL came up

A high school friend of mine wrote and co-produced a movie called FRIENDS & FAMILY, which brought Anna Maria Alberghetti's out of movie retirement after at least two decades. At the premiere of the movie, the credits rolled by without much reaction beyond some polite applause, names like Tony LoBianco, Tovah Feldshuh, etc. Then came the credit "AND Anna Maria Alberghetti" - and a collective appreciative gasp came up through the room like none I ever heard.

Maybe you had to be there, but it was a very exciting moment.

FJL · « **Reply #189 on:** August 08, 2005, 05:56:31 PM »

Re Anna Maria Alberghetti story above:

Those were the opening credits, of course, in case that was confusing, since so few movies seem to have opening credits these days. I know I could've edited my previous post, but doing it this way gets me closer to my posting goal.

bk · « **Reply #190 on:** August 08, 2005, 06:00:09 PM »

I shall shortly be on my way to the Wood of Holly to record Mr. Kevin Spirtas.

Matthew · « **Reply #191 on:** August 08, 2005, 06:06:20 PM »

There are currently 4 ears of corn on the BBQ

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #192 on:** August 08, 2005, 06:07:30 PM »

And now for a little levity... (I hope)

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2005 CALIFORNIA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION - Page 1

Name: ___________________

Stage Name:__________________
Agent: ___________________
Attorney:____________________
Therapists's Names: _________________
_________________
_________________

Sex: [ ] Male [ ] * Female
[ ] Formerly Male [ ] Formerly Female
[ ] Both
*If female, indicate breast implant size: _______

Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any way?
[ ] Yes [ ] No

Please list brand of cell phone: ________.
If you don't own a cell phone, please explain why you don't: (Use extra pages, if necessary)

Please check hair color: Females: [ ] Blonde [ ]
Platinum Blonde
Teenagers: [ ] Red [ ] Orange [ ] Green [ ] Purple
[ ] Blue [ ] Skinhead [ ] Other ___________

Please check activities you perform while driving: (Check all that apply)
] Eating
[ ] Drinking Starbucks coffee
[ ] Applying make-up
[ ] Shaving (male or female)
X Talking on the phone (already checked for your convenience)
[ ] Lifting weights
[ ] Slapping kids in the back-seat
[ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs
[ ] Tanning
[ ] Snorting cocaine
[ ] Watching TV
[ ] Reading Variety
[ ] Surfing the net via laptop
[ ] Discharging firearms / reloading

Please indicate how many times, while driving, you expect to:
[ ] a) Shoot at other drivers __
[ ] b) Be shot at ___

If you are the victim of a carjacking, you should immediately:
[ ] a) Call the police to report the crime.
[ ] b) Call Channel 9 News to report the crime, then watch your car on the news in a high- speed chase.
[ ] c) Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against cellular phone company for your 911 call not going through.
[ ] d) Call your therapist.

In the event of an earthquake, you should:
[ ] a) Stop your car.
[ ] b) Keep driving and hope for the best.
[ ] c) Immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones.
[ ] d) Pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 9.

In the instance of rain, you should:
[ ] a) Never drive over 5 MPH.
[ ] b) Drive twice as fast as usual.
[ ] c) You're not sure what "rain" is.

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #193 on:** August 08, 2005, 06:08:13 PM »

And now...

Quote

2005 CALIFORNIA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION - Page 2

Please indicate your current number of therapy sessions per week: ________

Are you presently taking any of the following medications?
[ ] a) Prozac
[ ] b) Zovirax
[ ] c) Lithium
[ ] d) Zanax
[ ] e) Valium
[ ] f) Medical pot
[ ] g) Zoloft
[ ] h) All of the above
[ ] i) None of the above*
* If none, please explain: __________________.

Length of daily commute:
[ ] a) Less than 1 hour*
[ ] b) 1 hour
[ ] c) 2 hours
[ ] d) 3 hours
[ ] e) 4 hours or more
* If less than 1 hour, please explain:____________________.

When stopped by police, you should:
[ ] a) Pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready.
[ ] b) Try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the freeway.
[ ] c) Have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack, thus ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit profit.

When you see a woman driver with her arm extended out the window, it means:
[ ] a) Her turn-signals are broken.
[ ] b) She is giving an indication she intends to change lanes.
[ ] c) She is drying her nails.

Which part of your car will wear out first?
[ ] a) The wiper blades
[ ] b) The seat belts
[ ] c) The horn

Automatic door locks are good for:
[ ] a) Security
[ ] b) Convenience
[ ] c) Messing with the heads of people trying to get in.

The "bright" setting on your headlights is for:
[ ] a) Dark, poorly lit roads
[ ] b) Flashing to get the car ahead to move out of the way
[ ] c) Revenge

If you are over the age of 75, you do not have to complete this test, you are entitled to drive even if you cannot see, hear, or move.[//quote]

FJL · « **Reply #194 on:** August 08, 2005, 06:09:40 PM »

And has anyone mentioned that the opening sequence of MUSICAL OF MUSICALS: THE MUSICAL, the one based on Rodgers & Hammerstein, is called "Corn" with the theme song "Oh, what beautiful corn"

FJL · « **Reply #195 on:** August 08, 2005, 06:12:49 PM »

DR Jose - Skip just got Curtis' lovely invitation to the show. Thought of you as well, of course.

FJL · « **Reply #196 on:** August 08, 2005, 06:14:07 PM »

Since it's quiet, do I go on a posting frenzy to #101?

FJL · « **Reply #197 on:** August 08, 2005, 06:14:53 PM »

Or do I only post if there's something relevant to post about?

FJL · « **Reply #198 on:** August 08, 2005, 06:18:18 PM »

Well, the subject of the day is "corn" - and Corn means Corny Collins of HAIRSPRAY. So maybe I should post about the Marc Shaiman-Michael John LaChiusa controversy. But I like both of their work a great deal, so maybe I won't get into it.

FJL · « **Reply #199 on:** August 08, 2005, 06:22:02 PM »

We already covered Sugar Pops becoming Corn Pops. So I can't trot out that old chestnut (or corn nut) again!

FJL · « **Reply #200 on:** August 08, 2005, 06:23:55 PM »

Is the change to Full Membership automatic when you reach #101, or does BK have to toggle some sort of switch?

FJL · « **Reply #201 on:** August 08, 2005, 06:26:05 PM »

That was some frenzy of postings. (Well, as Fred Ebb said, I am my own best frenzy!)

I'll have to get something to drink to replenish the energy source.

This is it! Full membership, right?

FJL · « **Reply #202 on:** August 08, 2005, 06:27:30 PM »

Yes! I know it's corny, but it feels good to really belong!

George · « **Reply #203 on:** August 08, 2005, 06:29:09 PM »

Congratulations on becoming a Full Member, FJL!!

George · « **Reply #204 on:** August 08, 2005, 06:29:43 PM »

Now, on to God-hood!

George · « **Reply #205 on:** August 08, 2005, 06:30:18 PM »

Godliness?

FJL · « **Reply #206 on:** August 08, 2005, 06:34:44 PM »

DR George - thank you so much. I hope my extreme desperation to get to this plateau didn't appear too desperate.

FJL · « **Reply #207 on:** August 08, 2005, 06:36:55 PM »

Godliness? I should probably try cleanliness first. I'm schvitzing up a storm from this frenzy of typing!

George · « **Reply #208 on:** August 08, 2005, 06:41:25 PM »

Quote from: FJL on August 08, 2005, 06:34:44 PM

DR George - thank you so much. I hope my extreme desperation to get to this plateau didn't appear too desperate.

Don't worry about it! We've all done things like that.

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #209 on:** August 08, 2005, 06:42:51 PM »

Welcome to the club, DR FJL!

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