Hellooooo, fellow Dear Readers. Several of you IMed me to ask why I was paranoid. It is not important, so don't worry your heads off. I love you for asking though

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Pasta, pasta...I do not cook, you see, so I really haven't GOT a favorite recipe. I DO love MBarnums (Easy Mac is a Godsend!).
Ben and Matt H. and anyone else who responded: I hate drinking milk. Unless it's ICE cold, I feel like I'm drinking something contaminated. But I, for one, love strawberry milk. Its yummy

. However, Ron, I loath Ovaltine. The epitome of EW! for me.
BTW, Congrats on your God-like status, Matt!
BK, I love how the woman in the tub is in full makeup with her hair done. Since we all know bathing is such a glamorous affair and all.
Jennifer: When I was little, I thought Boxing Day was a day when all of the people in England brought out leftover toys and some presents to all of the homeless people who lived in boxes. It was such a touching holiday

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I think that the recipe for Wacky Noodles sounds very good, although I can't say I'm excited about the sour cream. Unless it is completely masked by another taste, I can't eat it. Yuck!
I think that the best recipe for pasta is this: Get in your car. Drive to Virginia. Figure out how to get to Ashburn. Walk into the Ashburn Cafe. Order pasta. Sarah will bring it to you, and voila, a perfect meal. Why don't you try that sometime?
Good vibeage to Jose and his Richmond. I'm not sure if I know exactly what you're talking about, but if it IS what I THINK it is, I'm shooting vibes to you with my vibe-laser.
Also a very belated CONGRATULATIONS JASON!!! I can't believe I kept forgetting to say it yesterday, I even wrote it down in my "things to comment on" list that I make while reading the notes. That is tres, tres exciting for you!
Good vibeage as well to DR Jay on your job outcome!
Tonight, my little sister is trying out for a All-VA and MD indoor travel soccer team. She's VERY nervous and told me so, which is weird, as she's usually pretty fearless. So, as much as we loath little sisters, let's send her some good vibes. It's a pretty big deal. She's been watching Bend it Like Beckham for 2 weeks straight, memorizing the moves.
Today in History, we had to do a DBQ. DBQ's are like fast paced, timed essays where you're given 20 sources, and you have to write a 6 paragraph essay on a given topic in under 20 minutes, citing at least 11 of the 20 sources. But, of course, my teacher decided that it would be best to start 10 minutes before the bell rang. And it counts. Big time. I got to paragraph 4 and citation 7 when the bell rang. If she makes that a big grade, I'm going to throw myself a hissy fit; she is eeeeeeeeeeeeeevil.
Best recipe ever: Take chili, Fritos, and grated American cheese. Get a bowl, do the bottom layer Fritos, middle layer chili, and top layer cheese. Use Frito's as "spoons". If chili is spicy, it tastes much better.
Off to do Algebra Homework *sigh*.