And I always liked the cruelty of this verse:
If Clarence took fair Gwendolin
Out for an auto ride,
And if at sixty miles an hour
One kiss to capture tried,
And quite forgot the steering gear
On her honeyed lips to sup,
How soon could twenty men with brooms
Sweep Clare and Gwennie up?
Refrain
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Put down six and carry two,
Gee, but this is hard to do.
You can think and think and think
Till your brains are numb,
I don't care what teacher says,
I can't do the sum
In this age of Lemony Snicket, I think we're ready for a BABES IN TOYLAND that deals with child abuse, murder and demonic possession once again, everything NBC, Shirley Temple and Disney omitted.