I have been all over this fershlugenah town in search of postcards. Fifty years ago, when this hole was an All-American City, there were postcards up the wazoo. Now that it's turned into a ghost town and pit of inanity, no one wants to publicize it with colorful cards. Such is the story of my hometown, which houses the world's fattest people. I am definitely on the slender side in this burg! Oy!