A further note on the gathering last night: chatting with Sexiest Man in the World Brent Barrett, he admitted to me that his current travelling schedule doesn't allow him to have a dog. Sad, but absolutely correct, as it would be wrong for them both to be separated so frequently. A dog (or any pet) is supposed to be a companion, not a fashion accessory.
At the same time, dammit, Brent needs a dog! He is so obviously a dog person, and would shower the canine with affection and get same in return.
We need to set up a committee, to find out what his schedule is and make sure there is a dog everywhere he goes, to give him puppy love even if it's on a loaner basis.
Unless it turns out he has allergies that he didn't mention, and wouldn't because, after all, being sexy includes never being rude.
This requires more research.