Some bat humor, since vixmom isn't here to do it:
What is Dracula's favorite soup?
Scream of Tomato.
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
What did the kid vampire say to his mommy at bedtime?
"Mommy, turn off the switch. I’m afraid of the light!"
What is Dracula's position in baseball?
Batboy
Why was Dracula not at his desk?
He was on his coffin break
What is the largest building in Transylvania?
The Vampire State Building.
Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn?
It was a stake sandwich.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!!!
What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
A blood hound.
Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist?
Because he likes to draw blood!
Whom did Dracula take out on a date?
His ghoul friend!
What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangs giving
Did you hear about the unsuccessful vampire hunter?
He tried to kill a vampire by driving a pork chop through its heart because steaks were too expensive
