Here's a parody dealing with, as someone mentioned the other day on another chat board: "with what I've read here about Stamos, it might be difficult to buy a gaggle of teenage girls flipping for Conrad Birdie when this Albert is also standing right there."
Hope you like it if you have time to watch (it's just under two minutes).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT835-V3c4gBye bye Conrad
That Albert’s such a dream
Bye bye Conrad
Albert makes us scream
(We loved you Conrad)
No more buying
Those fan club memberships
No more sighing
We want Albert’s lips
John lumbers like a klutz
The man should take ballet
His singing makes us nuts
What note was that – a J?
(Bye bye Birdie)
Still bye bye Conrad
Call off that one last kiss
Bye bye Conrad
Albert’s who we’ll miss
His singing’s too low-key
His dancing has no line
Still Albert is for me
He’d fill my house just fine
Don’t twitch, Conrad
We’re fans but who’da thunk
We’d ditch Conrad
For an ancient hunk
(We loved you Conrad)
Albert’s such a hunk
(We loved you Conrad)
Don’t get in a funk
(We loved you Conrad)
Albert’s such a hunk.