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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #90 on: March 30, 2010, 10:02:10 AM »
A few odd dreams.
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« Reply #91 on: March 30, 2010, 10:02:28 AM »
At long last page four.
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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #92 on: March 30, 2010, 10:02:47 AM »
Looks chilly out - have to scope it out before I commit to a jog.
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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #93 on: March 30, 2010, 10:03:24 AM »
I have 124 e-mails - my guess is that 95 of them are spam at one particular address.  Let's see, shall we? 
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« Reply #94 on: March 30, 2010, 10:03:49 AM »
I was completely wrong.  Only 90 of them are spam at one particular address.
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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #95 on: March 30, 2010, 10:06:05 AM »
I have a quick question for y'all:

Which Jerry Lewis movie contained a scene of him undressing (having been disguised as a woman) and removing a brassier that contained two large oranges?

I need this vital piece of information for a Twitterplay I'm writing...
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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #96 on: March 30, 2010, 10:07:38 AM »
Quote from: Dan (the Man) on March 30, 2010, 10:06:05 AM
I have a quick question for y'all:

Which Jerry Lewis movie contained a scene of him undressing (having been disguised as a woman) and removing a brassier that contained two large oranges?

I need this vital piece of information for a Twitterplay I'm writing...

The Day the Clown Cried?  (Sorry)
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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #97 on: March 30, 2010, 10:21:42 AM »
It is a beautiful day here in Indiana today.
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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #98 on: March 30, 2010, 10:23:24 AM »
Not a great day for shlepping to New Jersey, but a seder awaits.  I'm not a fan of the Port of Authority :) on a weekday afternoon, but the seder itself is always nice.  And I think i'll be getting a lift back into NYC tonight, so that'll make the trip home pleasant.
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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #99 on: March 30, 2010, 10:23:40 AM »
DR DtM - seems to me it was SCARED STIFF wherein Mr Lewis impersonated Carmen Miranda.  This was a Martin and Lewis movie from the Stone Age.
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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #100 on: March 30, 2010, 10:29:20 AM »
Quote from: Dan (the Man) on March 30, 2010, 10:06:05 AM
I have a quick question for y'all:

Which Jerry Lewis movie contained a scene of him undressing (having been disguised as a woman) and removing a brassier that contained two large oranges?

I need this vital piece of information for a Twitterplay I'm writing...

I believe it was AT WAR WITH THE ARMY
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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #101 on: March 30, 2010, 10:32:37 AM »
Quote from: JRand59 on March 30, 2010, 10:23:40 AM
DR DtM - seems to me it was SCARED STIFF wherein Mr Lewis impersonated Carmen Miranda.  This was a Martin and Lewis movie from the Stone Age.

No, it wasn't that one, DR JRand.  This was a Lewis-only movie and was in color.  Those oranges were ORANGE!
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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #102 on: March 30, 2010, 10:33:58 AM »
Quote from: JRand59 on March 30, 2010, 09:41:13 AM
Changed my monitor settings and lost several pounds in the standing up photo.

I would like to be able to do this in real life.
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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #103 on: March 30, 2010, 10:35:39 AM »
Me too, DR LAURA....me too.

Hmmmm.....DR DtM.
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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #104 on: March 30, 2010, 10:36:01 AM »
He played a woman in THE FAMILY JEWELS, I think, but he wasn't disguised as a woman.
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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #105 on: March 30, 2010, 10:38:45 AM »
It is a mystery, DR DtM......
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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #106 on: March 30, 2010, 10:38:59 AM »
Quote from: MBarnum on March 30, 2010, 09:28:22 AM
Quote from: Druxy on March 30, 2010, 09:03:15 AM
Quote from: MBarnum on March 30, 2010, 08:30:44 AM
Speaking of Gerald Mohr, a fine working actor, I just saw him in an episode of a really terrible tv series from 1961/62 called KING OF DIAMONDS. The show starred Brod. Crawford and a one (non) hit wonder named Jay Hamilton whose career began in 1961 and ended in 1962. I am pretty certain Jay was one of Henry Willson's clients.

Broderick Crawford.

He was a very nice, very gentle man.

So unlike his screen image.

I enjoy watching him, particularly in HIGHWAY PATROL.

DR Druxy, did you ever meet actors William Boyett or Jack Hogan?

Sorry, I'm not familiar with either one of them.
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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #107 on: March 30, 2010, 10:39:11 AM »
It's about time to leave Toyland for Rodgers & Hammerstein territory. What I'd like is a nap, so I hope I don't sleep through this meeting.
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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #108 on: March 30, 2010, 10:39:24 AM »
Getting a lift back....that's the title of my new memoir.
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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #109 on: March 30, 2010, 10:46:38 AM »
Ah-ha!  Found it!  It's THREE ON A COUCH (cast includes Leslie Parrish!)
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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #110 on: March 30, 2010, 10:54:50 AM »
I've got to work on my big line for the seder, echoing the son of a dear friend, who said "Would someone please pass the neurosis?"

(instaed of charoses.  the reason it's funny is - )
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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #111 on: March 30, 2010, 11:04:12 AM »
Quote from: FJL on March 30, 2010, 10:54:50 AM
I've got to work on my big line for the seder, echoing the son of a dear friend, who said "Would someone please pass the neurosis?"

(instaed of charoses.  the reason it's funny is - )

We have our own annual joke, which no one else gets.  When Gabe was very young, he loved the film THE BORROWERS, and there's a line early in the film when the father and son get home and start to walk in their tiny little house, and the mother comes out, points at the rug and shouts, "CARPET!" (i.e., don't get it dirty).  So every year when the Haggadah is explaining the various accoutrements and we get to Karpas, we all scream "KARPAS!" like the mom in THE BORROWERS.   We typically get looks of confusion, and in fact did last night.  :)
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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #112 on: March 30, 2010, 11:18:41 AM »
Ahhhhhhhhhh....THREE ON A COUCH.  I don't think I ever saw that movie.
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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #113 on: March 30, 2010, 11:19:01 AM »
Quote from: Druxy on March 30, 2010, 10:38:59 AM
Quote from: MBarnum on March 30, 2010, 09:28:22 AM
Quote from: Druxy on March 30, 2010, 09:03:15 AM
Quote from: MBarnum on March 30, 2010, 08:30:44 AM
Speaking of Gerald Mohr, a fine working actor, I just saw him in an episode of a really terrible tv series from 1961/62 called KING OF DIAMONDS. The show starred Brod. Crawford and a one (non) hit wonder named Jay Hamilton whose career began in 1961 and ended in 1962. I am pretty certain Jay was one of Henry Willson's clients.

Broderick Crawford.

He was a very nice, very gentle man.

So unlike his screen image.

I enjoy watching him, particularly in HIGHWAY PATROL.

DR Druxy, did you ever meet actors William Boyett or Jack Hogan?

Sorry, I'm not familiar with either one of them.

After seeing his picture, I do remember Boyett as being the Sgt. on ADAM-12.

Hogan, on the other hand, does not look familiar.
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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #114 on: March 30, 2010, 11:19:48 AM »
Quote from: JRand59 on March 30, 2010, 11:18:41 AM
Ahhhhhhhhhh....THREE ON A COUCH.  I don't think I ever saw that movie.

I try to avoid all of Jerry Lewis' movies.

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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #115 on: March 30, 2010, 11:50:49 AM »
Back from the dentist and I've had a marvelous nap.  I think I'll have another.
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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #116 on: March 30, 2010, 11:51:56 AM »
Quote from: Druxy on March 30, 2010, 11:19:48 AM
Quote from: JRand59 on March 30, 2010, 11:18:41 AM
Ahhhhhhhhhh....THREE ON A COUCH.  I don't think I ever saw that movie.

I try to avoid all of Jerry Lewis' movies.

 ;D

Mais Jerry Lewis, il est un génie extraordinaire du cinéma, non?
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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #117 on: March 30, 2010, 12:00:16 PM »
Mais oui - formidable!
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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #118 on: March 30, 2010, 12:12:32 PM »
I've been a very lazy boy this morning, but will now attempt at least some sort of jog, after which I'll do an errand and whatnot, pick up whatever packages I have, and then do some paper blocking, although I intend to do most of that whilst supping later.
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Re: ELIJAH THE NO-SHOW
« Reply #119 on: March 30, 2010, 12:58:59 PM »
It is very windy here today. :(
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