Found these in todays paper under SC police logs....for real. I laughed at both but the second one was priceless
– 2:58 p.m., Jan. 13, Jackson Street: Woman is receiving phone calls and text messages from a number she doesn’t recognize. The texts tell her to leave her boyfriend because the sender is also seeing him, which the boyfriend denies.
– 9:23 p.m., Jan. 14, 2700 block of Jones Street: Caller suspects a male took the caller’s shoes off his porch this morning. The suspect was located at his own residence wearing said shoes. The shoes were returned to the caller.