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Re: BARBARA, TAKE OFF YOUR PANTYHOSE
« Reply #300 on: June 07, 2013, 07:52:29 PM »

Finished Father Goose and am starting something else.
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« Reply #301 on: June 07, 2013, 07:53:37 PM »

I was quite shocked to find that our East Salem liquor store is open on Sundays! Who knew!

(and for those in other states who may not know, we cannot buy hard alcohol in grocery stores in Oregon, only in State run liquor stores)

We finally did away with the state-run liquor stores last year.
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Re: BARBARA, TAKE OFF YOUR PANTYHOSE
« Reply #302 on: June 07, 2013, 07:56:01 PM »

I didn't know Debbie Reynolds OR Dan Aykroyd was in it till the end credits.  A perfect example of how bad I can be at recognizing people.
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« Reply #303 on: June 07, 2013, 08:08:28 PM »

Just because.




There's a holdup in the Bronx,
Brooklyn's broken out in fights.
There's a traffic jam in Harlem
That's backed up to Jackson Heights
There's a scout troop short a child
Kruchev's due at Idlewild.....
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« Reply #304 on: June 07, 2013, 08:26:17 PM »

Please forgive my posts if they get weirder than usual this afternoon and evening.  I was lifting that damn wheelchair out of the trunk and I lifted it wrong.  I must have pulled a ligament or some tissue between my ribs.  I thought I was going to pass out in the parking lot.  i made it into the house, but I had to take two of my pain pills just to stop those pain flashes everytime I moved or breathed.  I am afraid I am getting a bit loopy, but some of you probably won't even notice.

I did!

~~~Vibes for TCB!!~~~

Thank you, George
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« Reply #305 on: June 07, 2013, 08:31:51 PM »

Please forgive my posts if they get weirder than usual this afternoon and evening.  I was lifting that damn wheelchair out of the trunk and I lifted it wrong.  I must have pulled a ligament or some tissue between my ribs.  I thought I was going to pass out in the parking lot.  i made it into the house, but I had to take two of my pain pills just to stop those pain flashes everytime I moved or breathed.  I am afraid I am getting a bit loopy, but some of you probably won't even notice.

I'm sorry DR TCB I am chuckling, with you it is difficult to tell ;)

MEGA VIBES YOU FEEL BETTER BY MORNING!!!!



\Probably very true, Nurse Jane
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« Reply #306 on: June 07, 2013, 08:36:50 PM »

DR TCB you look like an angel.

Thanks Jane.  I was an angel.  The littlest angel.
« Last Edit: June 07, 2013, 09:17:55 PM by TCB »
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« Reply #307 on: June 07, 2013, 08:39:16 PM »

Third grade was about when I started wearing them, too.  I'd been terribly nearsighted all along, but I didn't know I wasn't seeing any worse than anyone else, and no one else figured it out, either, till one day when I asked my grandmother, who took buses all over Columbus, how she always seemed to know which bus to get on.

My appendectomy was also during third grade.  In fact, it was shortly after that that I announced I didn't want to be Chuckie any longer, and would everyone please call me Charles.  What a year!

By 3rd grade I had long ago put a stop to being called Janie.  Or I should say for the most part.

I work with a woman whose legal first name is "Janie."  It's not a nickname.  However, she goes by "Jayne"...just not legally.  And my sister's boyfriend's name is "Larry," not "Lawrence"...but his older brother's middle name is "Lawrence." 

That's almost as bad as:

Lowe's Home Improvement Stores
AMC Loews Theatres
and of course ... Lerner and Loewe


Sorry, but I must.

Mary
marry
merry
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« Reply #308 on: June 07, 2013, 08:44:36 PM »

Why hasn't anyone here mentioned how many total days, hours, and minutes they have been on this site?

32 days, 1 hour and 4 minutes.


109 days, 18 hours and 0 minutes.
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« Reply #309 on: June 07, 2013, 08:49:54 PM »

Has anybody been able to access the new HHW board on their kindle?  I tried deleting my history, and cookies. But it still goes back to the old board.  The only other thing I can think of is to type the title of today's notes into my google search.

 :(

Have you tried putting the cursor in the URL field and hitting "enter" (or the return button)?  Or have you tried going to the column archives and getting to the notes that way? 


I will try this. I tried deleting my bookmark of HHW and then manually entering it after I deleted my history and cookies.

I think if there was another link to get to the board that wasn't haineshisway.com/smf then it would work.


Use it without the smf and it will take you to the new notes.
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« Reply #310 on: June 07, 2013, 08:57:23 PM »

Well, it's time for me to leave for the theater.  Tonight is the last evening performance of "Cinder Edna."  We'll also be recording the rest of the performances, starting tonight.  It's a special hard drive recorder that's hooked up to the mixing board, so it just has to be turned on just before we start and turned off when the show is over.

Then, all that'll be left are two shows tomorrow at 1:00 and 4:30, and the 1:00 performance on Sunday...then it's over!  AND I should be home in plenty of time on Sunday for the Tony Awards!

Be back later!


I thought that last year THE TONY AWARDS were shown live on the West Coast.  Regardless, they are tape delayed this year
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« Reply #311 on: June 07, 2013, 09:14:06 PM »

Vibes for TCB. (I typed that as Vibes or TCB, but caught it in time. This is not a game like Truth or Dare.)


Yeah, especially since everyone would pick Vibes.
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« Reply #312 on: June 07, 2013, 09:23:37 PM »

Tut, tut; it looks like rain...




wow where did you get e picture of my house?  You might think that is a house on an island but you would be wrong -  that is just the water pouring  back out of my basement
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« Reply #313 on: June 07, 2013, 09:35:49 PM »

Finished Father Goose and am starting something else.


I got me ten fine toes to wiggle in the sand
Lots of idle fingers snap to my command,
A pair of lovely heels to kick to beat the band,
Contemplating, nature can be fascinating

Add to these a nose that I can thumb,
And a mouth by gum have I
To tell the whole damn work, if you don't happen to like it,
Deal me out, thank you kindly, pass me by.
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« Reply #314 on: June 07, 2013, 09:37:45 PM »

Tut, tut; it looks like rain...


wow where did you get e picture of my house?  You might think that is a house on an island but you would be wrong -  that is just the water pouring  back out of my basement


So that is what Long Island looks like.
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« Reply #315 on: June 07, 2013, 09:40:17 PM »

I will wait until Vixmom catches up, or falls asleep.
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« Reply #316 on: June 07, 2013, 09:41:33 PM »

I will wait until Vixmom catches up, or falls asleep.


My money is on the latter.
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« Reply #317 on: June 07, 2013, 09:42:54 PM »

i just caught up - thanks for waiting up for me  Tommy!
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« Reply #318 on: June 07, 2013, 09:43:38 PM »

I need to dig out the photo album tomorrow and have the Vixter scan a picture or two for me
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« Reply #319 on: June 07, 2013, 09:43:57 PM »

got to work at 8 left at 9:30
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« Reply #320 on: June 07, 2013, 09:44:18 PM »

there was an am and a PM in there somewhere
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« Reply #321 on: June 07, 2013, 09:43:42 PM »

Finished with my viewing.
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« Reply #322 on: June 07, 2013, 09:43:49 PM »

i just caught up - thanks for waiting up for me  Tommy!


You are most welcome, my dear.
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« Reply #323 on: June 07, 2013, 09:43:55 PM »

Barbara, take off your pantyhose!
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« Reply #324 on: June 07, 2013, 09:44:05 PM »

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« Reply #325 on: June 07, 2013, 09:45:26 PM »

then, like a good wife and mother,  I provided a  hot nutricous meal for my family
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« Reply #326 on: June 07, 2013, 09:44:58 PM »

got to work at 8 left at 9:30

That is just criminal
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« Reply #327 on: June 07, 2013, 09:45:57 PM »

if you count  driving through the Burger King and bring home  meals
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« Reply #328 on: June 07, 2013, 09:46:33 PM »

the drive along the river on the way home was interesting
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« Reply #329 on: June 07, 2013, 09:46:52 PM »

mostly because the river was the actual road
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