[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JANE[/move]
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[move=right,scroll,6,transparent,100%]THANKS FOR THE LOVELY CHANNUKAH CARD!![/move]
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[move=up,scroll,6,transparent,100%]HAPPY CHANNUKAH TO ALL![/move]
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Kind of funny sort-of torch song story: There was a lounge pianist here in Portland for ages named Jeannie Hoffman (she released a few albums in the 60s, some of you may have heard her) who had a penchant for a little drinky-winky before playing (OK, maybe several drinky-winkies). I went to see her one night when she was in her cups and asked her if she would do "You Go To My Head." The wheels slowly cogitated in her brain (you could literally see her trying to go through "memory files"), until she finally slurred, "I don't know that one, but I can do 'Smoke Gets in Your Eyes.'" There's logic in there somewhere, I'm sure of it.