Holy merde, I thought I'd never get here! Our internet has been screwy at the office and, if you can believe it, HHW.com was one of the unlucky victims. Weather.com was, too.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DER BRUCER!!
I'm actually considering writing a book. I've been thinking about it for a couple of years. Basically it'd be about my years working at the Met and all of the crazies who come in and check their coats. And the crazies who DON'T check their coats. People have this idea that the Metropolitan Opera House is the height of international cultural sophistication. Once you've seen a naked Asian man running from the fountain in the plaza up to the Grand Tier before he is tackled by security, you start to think otherwise.
And then there was the woman who yelled "F**K YOU!" at me from across the opera house foyer as she ran up the grand staircase in her evening gown and heels. That's class for ya...
DR FJL: I'm not worried that the Physician's Assistant reads this here website. He doesn't seem like a theatrically-minded sort of fellow. And the Admin Assistant doesn't seem like the type who spends great deals of time online, so I think I'm alright.
