Haines His Way

I'm totally in agreement with Pulliam.

It's a red letter day!  

Is Nick part of the Nick and Starr team on TAR?  

It's a red letter day!  

I noticed that, Hester.  Have you been bad again?

Have you been bad again?

Depends who's asking.    

Nick Cage and Starr Jones?

Au contraire, mon ami.  

Hello, everyone.
Busy day here. I've got errands to do, then will try to read your jokes over lunch.

On her way home from work, a chicken decides to stop by at a bar for a drink.  As she's nursing her gin tonic, a egg sits down next to her.  He drops a few lines on her and after a while they're hitting it off and having a few laughs.  Eventually, the egg asks the chicken to come up to his place and she leaves with her arm on his.

When they get to his bachelor pad, he mixes up a pitcher of martinis and they settle on the sofa for some intimate chat.  Eventually, their passions get the better of them and the chicken and the egg begin to make out.

"Why don't we continue this in the bedroom?" suggests the egg.  The chicken, flushed with excitement, readily agrees.

A few minutes later, the egg is lying on his side fast asleep with the chicken sullenly sitting up in the bed next to him.
 
"Well,” said the chicken testily puffing a cigarette, "I guess that settles that."

And on that note - usually a D-flat - I believe I shall head out into the City for the afternoon.  I need to run a few errands, as well as scout out a few things.

Laters...

Browsing around the net, I noticed over at Waiter Rant that the Waiter, having transformed his blog into a best-selling novel, has now had said novel optioned as the basis for a television series.  Presumably sit-com.  The Waiter asked for comments, specifically who could play him in the series.

As usual, almost every suggestion is for big-name stars, of either film or television.  Even the British names suggested are fairly well known.  (Hell, I admit to suggesting Simon Pegg, just to see if anyone out there knew who he is.)

I've also suggested that names from Broadway or Off-Broadway be looked into, as they wouldn't be demanding as high a salary as an established I've-Done-Movies star.  But something tells me no one over there will have even the slightest idea what I'm talking about.  

*sigh*

re: last night's TAR

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I did! Some fun teams!!

Yep it was fun. Those bee keepers looked very odd!

But i was so happy to have the show back on. So who do you like? Or is it too soon to tell?

Is Nick part of the Nick and Starr team on TAR?  

Yes. He's the off-broadway actor a lot of people around these parts seem to know. And his sis is the cheerleader (or that is what i think they said).

In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light.

There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.

 

Nurse:  Doctor, the invisible man is here for a check-up.

Doctor:  Tell him I can't see him.

 
I can't believe I've never heard this one before. Maybe it's my memory. In any case, I LIKE it!