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Re: HOMEWARD BOUND
« Reply #90 on: February 17, 2011, 03:48:14 PM »
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« Reply #91 on: February 17, 2011, 03:49:59 PM »
I was very shocked to read that Cilla spent yesterday doing paperwork in a bar in Nebraska!
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Re: HOMEWARD BOUND
« Reply #92 on: February 17, 2011, 03:51:57 PM »


...two house-ground brisket patties topped with sour cherry-sriracha jam and American cheese, each sandwiched between two of the (chocolate covered) Peanut Butter Kandy Kakes.

Read more: HERE

For suicide - order it double-sized.

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Re: HOMEWARD BOUND
« Reply #93 on: February 17, 2011, 03:56:48 PM »
Ick.
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Re: HOMEWARD BOUND
« Reply #94 on: February 17, 2011, 03:58:08 PM »
Quote from: TCB on February 17, 2011, 03:49:59 PM
I was very shocked to read that Cilla spent yesterday doing paperwork in a bar in Nebraska!

Well, she had to collect her character references from somewhere!

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(Probably better clientele in the bar than in the common area of the Public Library
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Re: HOMEWARD BOUND
« Reply #95 on: February 17, 2011, 03:58:10 PM »
Quote from: Laura on February 17, 2011, 03:56:48 PM
Ick.

And "Ack-Ack"!


For some reason, burgers and chocolate seem horribly mismatched.
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« Reply #96 on: February 17, 2011, 03:59:09 PM »
Unless it's a chocolate milk shake that comes "with" a burger (not a chocolate sandwich burger).
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Re: HOMEWARD BOUND
« Reply #97 on: February 17, 2011, 04:01:42 PM »
I agree, DR Ron Pulliam.
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Re: HOMEWARD BOUND
« Reply #98 on: February 17, 2011, 04:01:53 PM »
What did Woody say when he saw that?
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Re: HOMEWARD BOUND
« Reply #99 on: February 17, 2011, 04:04:22 PM »
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Quote from: Laura on February 17, 2011, 03:56:48 PM
Ick.

And "Ack-Ack"!


For some reason, burgers and chocolate seem horribly mismatched.

I'm not sure the peanut butter/burger pairing would be high on my list either.

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Re: HOMEWARD BOUND
« Reply #100 on: February 17, 2011, 04:07:04 PM »
Quote from: Laura on February 17, 2011, 04:01:53 PM
What did Woody say when he saw that?

He's still at work earning money with which to buy dinner ingredients.

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Re: HOMEWARD BOUND
« Reply #101 on: February 17, 2011, 04:09:09 PM »
Hey! Maybe he'll make that for dinner!
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Re: HOMEWARD BOUND
« Reply #102 on: February 17, 2011, 04:13:21 PM »
I got home early this afternoon.  I had to go to see my doctor this morning so that he could slice open my armpit.  Yes indeed, it is the return of not one, but two MRSA attacks.  Both of them in my right armpit.  I had planned to have this procedure today, and then I was going to take tomorrow off, so that I would have five days off in a row to heal (and not to have to worry about not using deoderant on one side of my body).

Well, my co-worker, Ken (who has Fridays off) told our other co-worker that I was going to be taking Friday off.  She flipped out and said that she was not going to get stuck working alone.  So, she got her leave slip in early, and approved, so I guess I will be going to work tomorrow no matter what.
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« Reply #103 on: February 17, 2011, 04:15:44 PM »
Sorry about the large type that I had up in the previous post.  I was trying to proof my spelling without going and getting my bi-focals.  All corrected now.
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« Reply #104 on: February 17, 2011, 04:17:12 PM »
That is the last time you mention taking off until your time is approved!  What a shame.  Since you will be working alone you still don't need to use deodorant.
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Re: HOMEWARD BOUND
« Reply #105 on: February 17, 2011, 04:17:55 PM »
I'm going to keep Kitty company and watch some of the Westminster show.
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Re: HOMEWARD BOUND
« Reply #106 on: February 17, 2011, 04:19:28 PM »
Quote from: TCB on February 17, 2011, 03:49:59 PM
I was very shocked to read that Cilla spent yesterday doing paperwork in a bar in Nebraska!

I could use a drink right now....actually I could have yesterday too
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Re: HOMEWARD BOUND
« Reply #107 on: February 17, 2011, 04:19:59 PM »
What do you do when your assistant tells you she won't tell you if she knows you're making a mistake
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« Reply #108 on: February 17, 2011, 04:20:27 PM »
He's baaaaaack! It's been a long, but good, day. I had a good time with Joshie at Encores!, and then I had to run to an audition. In my quest for young singers for this project begun with the Herbert recordings I heard a young baritone, Kasey Marino, who sang for us "On The Street Where You Live" and "If I Loved You." I have to confer with my musical guru, Mr Hicks, but I was very happy with what I heard and I hope we can add Kasey to our roster. My next audition will be with a young comedienne I think is wonderful, and I need to set that up soon.

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Re: HOMEWARD BOUND
« Reply #109 on: February 17, 2011, 04:21:35 PM »
Quote from: TCB on February 17, 2011, 04:13:21 PM
Well, my co-worker, Ken (who has Fridays off) told our other co-worker that I was going to be taking Friday off.  She flipped out and said that she was not going to get stuck working alone.  So, she got her leave slip in early, and approved, so I guess I will be going to work tomorrow no matter what.

I hope your general good nature doesn't preclude plotting a nasty revenge.

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Re: HOMEWARD BOUND
« Reply #110 on: February 17, 2011, 04:21:50 PM »
Quote from: TCB on February 17, 2011, 04:13:21 PM
I got home early this afternoon.  I had to go to see my doctor this morning so that he could slice open my armpit.  Yes indeed, it is the return of not one, but two MRSA attacks.  Both of them in my right armpit.  I had planned to have this procedure today, and then I was going to take tomorrow off, so that I would have five days off in a row to heal (and not to have to worry about not using deoderant on one side of my body).

Well, my co-worker, Ken (who has Fridays off) told our other co-worker that I was going to be taking Friday off.  She flipped out and said that she was not going to get stuck working alone.  So, she got her leave slip in early, and approved, so I guess I will be going to work tomorrow no matter what.

That rotten bitch! Kill her.
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Re: HOMEWARD BOUND
« Reply #111 on: February 17, 2011, 04:25:13 PM »
Tell her you would like to know if you are making a mistake, please.
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Re: HOMEWARD BOUND
« Reply #112 on: February 17, 2011, 04:26:18 PM »
Quote from: Cillaliz on February 17, 2011, 04:19:59 PM
What do you do when your assistant tells you she won't tell you if she knows you're making a mistake

Ask her to type up a Help Wanted ad for the paper.

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« Reply #113 on: February 17, 2011, 04:26:54 PM »
Quote from: DERBRUCER on February 17, 2011, 03:09:51 PM
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Re: HOMEWARD BOUND
« Reply #114 on: February 17, 2011, 04:28:33 PM »
TCB - Is there some danger to a woman being there by herself?
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« Reply #115 on: February 17, 2011, 04:30:22 PM »
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Re: HOMEWARD BOUND
« Reply #116 on: February 17, 2011, 04:30:53 PM »
Quote from: MBarnum on February 17, 2011, 11:04:51 AM
Borders Books in Oregon are not closing, or so out newspaper tells us. I am glad. Our Borders in Salem is quite a busy store.

All 3 Borders in Austin ARE closing.

Too bad.  I had a couple of successful book signings at one of the Austin stores.
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« Reply #117 on: February 17, 2011, 04:33:56 PM »
Quote from: bk on February 17, 2011, 01:11:57 PM
I'm home, safe and sound and also sound and safe.  And tiiiiired.  And trying to catch up on Kritzerland stuff.  And I have to say the Mac Mail program is really irritating me - every time I go and then come back it takes a bloody hour for it to figure things out - you delete stuff and it pops right back up - it won't send, it just sits there like so much annoying fish.

I missed your LOL comments about your fellow passengers.

Didn't you have any gripes this trip?
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« Reply #118 on: February 17, 2011, 04:34:26 PM »
Quote from: Jane on February 17, 2011, 04:17:12 PM
That is the last time you mention taking off until your time is approved!  What a shame.  Since you will be working alone you still don't need to use deodorant.


Well "alone" only means alone as far as the three Federal Funding Specialists and our supervisor (who is back in NYC for the fuenral of his cousin).  I will still be surrounded by about 25 other co-workers.
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« Reply #119 on: February 17, 2011, 04:36:48 PM »
Quote from: Laura on February 17, 2011, 04:25:13 PM
Tell her you would like to know if you are making a mistake, please.

I did.
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